haha Larry The Cable Guy is the funnest dam guy i ever heard he wasnt liein when he said he could make ladies piss them selfs i tell you that right now haha.
lol Larry is great, glad he is cleaning up his act some. Hilarious!
He would be a whole lot more funny if he was a Hispanic!
screw u homo
Ya we dont want anymore of then stupid fucking wetbacks
listen here, Reverend....I don't 'preciate ya callin' me 'dickweed' in the parkin' lot!
Larry is one of my idols
If Larry was any funnier he'd have to wear an Al Gore mask to slow down human meltdown.
"I was angrier than a midget with a yo-yo""I was more confused than Ray Charles with a 'Where's Waldo' book""My sister got a horse and it broke it's leg, so I had to shoot it....and now it has a broken leg and a gunshot wound. I don't know why your supposed to shoot it, maybe it promotes the healing process. If he's not better by next week I'm going to shoot him again"
"Angrier than an albino hitch hiker in a snow storm."
If a bunch of midgets do the wave, Is it a ripple?I'm madder than Janet Reno's Blind date.This is harder to understand than a choir full of retards singing the rubber band manThis is as ridiculous as a midget with a three foot weinermadder than a hunch back in a limbo contest
Im madder than a fagget with lockjaw on valentines day
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
larry the cable guy is the best GIT-R-DONE
madder then a midget with a yoyo i love that one lol larry go get r done o and get a twinkie
your mama is so fat, when i tried to have sex with her, i had to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot
i was bussier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
i was madder than an elf out on christmas vacation
why do midgets laugh when they run? the grass tickles there nuts
I was as nervous as a long tailed cat in room full of rocking chairs!
Woohh! Larry is the funniest guy, im young.. and my dream is to be a comedian when i get older. Hahahaha. and i think my role model is Larry! :) haha.
Larry is my role model too that dude is friggin awesome....giter done
The "what happens when you get scared twice" was a Stephen Wright joke long before anyone knew who Larry the Cable guy was. Stick to original material, Larry. You are better than that.
ur a stoopid fuker u know that
No, your the dumb fucker, Larry the Cable guy is crap. We should all read a book around here
And you should read a dictionary and look up the meaning of 'joke'.
larry is so funny. glad i got to see him live it was funny as shit. i was mader then a skin head watching the jeffersons lol u go larry git er done
"I'm havin' more fun than a tornadoe inna trailer park."
"look at the turd cutter on this one right here" (looking at a rats asshole)
All of these quotes are from Steven Wright!
"I'm havin' more fun then a retard in a room full of bouncey balls"
Actually, they aren't even Steven Wright jokes. Most of those have been around for many, many years. They're just a few of the classics.
larry this is adam fowler in parkersburg west virginia. ur the funniest guy that i know. i have watched all of ur movies and show. GET R DONE by god. "I could have shit through a screen dorr and not touch a wire bout right now" GOOD SHIT LARRY
funnier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs dates back at least to Tennessee Ernie Ford. It is on his record. and I was a teen when I watched him say it on TV. And I am 73 years old.
I love Larry but most of the quotes are Steven Wright.
And I might add, the Steven Wright quotes listed here were not stolen by Larry. He never said them.
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Love Love Love Larry. He says what he wants and feels. My kind of man :)))))))))D NSeal Beach, Ca.
I hate Etcha Sketch turds, when you flush em it leaves circles all over yer butt in some weird picture.
I was more madder than the Keebler Elf being demoted to fudge packer :)
I was madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory... =)
busier than a queer in a hot dog factory
From Bluedog to all you all for trying to bust Larry out on stealing jokes. Lots of people use material from past talent. Just like singers sing songs that someone else sang. That just seems like it would be a no brainer. Who cares if he is using someone elses material. He makes it his own. All this makes me madder than a long kneck chicken in a slaughter house.
From my dickhead father in law:So mad, if they would have hit me over the head with a broomstick handle, I wouldn't have felt it. I have to put up with that dumb fuck.
Busier than a cat covering up shit on a tile floor!
Haha he is hilarious lmfao
tomorrow is another day, i will probably screw that one up too. I was more confused than a blonde in a cricle room trying to find the Cornor.
Ya see a girls like a tile. Once ya lay em once... you can walk all over em for years! Haha
I was madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.
Hotter than honeymoon sheets.Hotter than to rats getting it on in a wool sock.Weirder than a box of hair.Stranger than fish tits.As usless as a soup sandwich.
"I almost couldn't make it tonight.There was a tragedy at my house.My grandma farted and set her snuggies on fire.Them snuggies make me madder than a hunchback a limbo party.
Ever had to take a poop so big you had to hand out cigars?
The other night we went to the Olive Garden.In those comercials it says "Come to Olive Garden,we treat you like family."That is so true.Right after we walked in they told my brother-in-law he is a lazy piece of crap.
Larry is so addictive, Once you have seen him you cant get enough of him.Im 62 and i havw never heard of Steven Write. But every one knows Larry, He blows everyone out of the water. Get r dune. He is funnier than a no runing sign at a diarrhea ward
I was madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin a donut role down a hill
Madder than a skinhead watching the Jeffersons
Dryer than a woodpeckers summer home
Madder than an albino hitch hiking in a snow storm!
I`m happier than Richard simmons with a wheelbarrel full of buttwholes.Very funny.
more frustrated than a horny retard.
We need a president like Larry and not that danm jigaboo.