George Brett Quotes

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect 3,000 hits and 1,000 errors.

Yogi Berra Quotes

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

The future ain't what it used to be.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.