The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
Being elected to Congress is regarded as being sent on a looting raid for one's friends.
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang!"
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
