Joey Adams was a comedian that passed away in 1999, here are some of his famous quotes...
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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